Da Rules

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II - We are a community of artists, thinkers, monks, geniuses, and the criminally under-appreciated. Our community has the right to decide who is and is not a part of it. Should the Ersatz Admin receive 5* communications from the community deeming you to be an issue within it, you will be removed. Depending on how fuc*k*d up you actually are you may be removed immediately though.
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IV - Share everything and anything you feel comfortable with.
V - Protect the spirit of freedom and chaos at all costs.
VI - No Draculas.
VII - “Adult” topics should be marked for any in the community stealing Company Time.
VIII - Halloween.
IX - Poster Laureates will be chosen** Annually, 14 November. A member may be awarded Poster Laureate multiple times, however, not consecutively.

*The 5 Instances Rule is one based in rehabilitation and which incorporates an experimental psychology that is sort of a 'fool me twice, after three strikes' approach.
**The current Poster Laureate passes the title onto the New Poster Laureate via a small Ceremony conducted whenever everyone can get it together on the 14th Nov.